Category: The First Ward Report

Since I haven’t enjoyed a three-day break from writing in God knows how long, I just did just that. So, instead of the typical Tuesday

T stands for being nice. T stands for manners. T stands for being polite. — Mr. T My regular readers will likely recall that we

And then we insist on bleepin’ stomping ‘em into the ground when they inevitably do just that! Really?  And it’s almost become blood sport in

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone – John 8:7 If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I

More pandemic panic porn from the Chronicle! I’d already heard that fully vaccinated Geneva D304 School Board member Mike McCormick contracted a breakthrough case of

Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former – Albert Einstein Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating

Lest you think I’m above saying “I told you so,” rest assured that’s not nearly the case, because I did, indeed, tell you so when

When we replace a sense of service and gratitude with a sense of entitlement and expectation, we quickly see the demise of our relationships, society,

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain Threatening to vote someone off the

The First Ward generally doesn’t take on national news, much less the international variety, but it’s time to make an exception because our overly “woke”