Category: The First Ward’s greatest hits!

Just when you think you’ve made it through the most unbearable of all seasons without any major emotional scarring, a diseased liver, or a divorce

I hate Christmas. The mall is full of nothing but women and children. All you hear is, ‘I want this,’ ‘Get me this,’ ‘I have

Corporations in communities need to be better neighbors. – Erin Brockovich So, Illinois 8th District Congressman, Raja Krishnamoorthi finally caught up with the fine folks

Alright! Since we’ve covered our Christmas and New Year’s greatest hits, let’s move on to Valentine’s Day which may well be the worst “holiday” ever

This column, which originally ran on a number of Patches, got me in a boatload of trouble with the rabble. I thought I was simply

I meant to warn y’all beforehand, but I generally don’t write the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day. But fear not, Dear Reader, cuz