Let’s kick this Quick Hits off with some good news! On a positive note! One of the things I truly miss about the pre-MAGA era
Month: July 2024
What’s really behind all the Geneva power outages
Monday’s power failure marks the ninth 20-second outage on Geneva’s west side since June first. And there was nary a cloud in the sky nor
On the slower forms of suicide
Though it wasn’t planned, let’s continue with our theme of self-destruction as examined through the lens of previous columns. Having just revisited the chronically homeless
On fining the homeless for sleeping outside
There’s something very romantic about self-destruction and sabotaging your life, and taking a hammer to it. – Gerard Way I rarely read the Aurora columnist
Quick Hits – July 16, 2024
You might want to avoid Fifth Third Bank! Per last week’s teasing allusion, following in Wells Fargo’s “If you can’t cheat your customers then who
Quick Hits – July 11, 2024
The murder capital of the Midwest What’s even more terrifying than the 109 Chicago Fourth of July weekend shootings and ensuing 19 homicides is, it
The Comedy Vault really did cave!
Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited. – John Cleese To eliminate the suspense, not only did the Comedy Vault cave to your garden
Another one!
So, there I was, sitting in my home office at 7:30 a.m. Wednesday morning, diligently writing up my Rolling Stones concert review, when, you guessed
If you start them up they’ll never stop!
I know, it’s only rock ‘n roll, but I like it. – Mick Jagger I mean some doctor told me I had six months to
On corporate inconsideration
As previously promised, here’s another one of my favorite passages from the impending The Curmudgeon: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the