Yikes! I was so peeved yesterday that I completely forgot to add this postlude to the column. But with Sunday being the last official day
Month: August 2024
Republicans are the Party of family values alright!
Anyone who makes fun of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz’ neurodivergent son Gus is a worthless piece of shit – no exceptions. And anyone who tries
No more cellphones in schools!
If you don’t like what you’re doing, then don’t do it. — Ray Bradbury One of the few Ray Bradbury pieces I’ve actually managed to
Why the Geneva remap falls flat!
Redistricting is a deeply political process, with incumbents actively seeking to minimize the risk to themselves or to gain additional seats for their party. –
The Kane County Republicans are officially a running joke
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,
On the end of summer vacation
Authors note: My plan was to write a column based on a recent Tribune article on how private water companies are gouging municipal customers to
Lions and tigers and Islamic schools, oh my!
Lions and tigers and Islamic schools, oh my! By the general nature of the responses on Facebook’s Elgin Nostalgia & History page, you’d think the
Quick Hits – August 8, 2024
Proof of concept No sooner had the virtual ink dried on my July 18 column explaining my theories on the chronically homeless dried than California
Why are your children my responsbility?
For a country purportedly founded on “rugged individualism,” I’ve never understood our pervasive “attractive nuisance” laws and I never will. The legal theory is if
What’s it gonna take?
I know being a cop is hard. I know that shit’s dangerous. I know it is, okay? But some jobs can’t have bad apples. Some