I know The First Ward doesn’t typically tackle sports, but with even my scurrilous Sox fan friends bidding him a fond farewell, someone has to
Month: September 2019
Quick Hits – September 27, 2019
It ain’t just yellow cars! I took some crap for the column on my son’s new yellow car being the proximate cause of a sudden
Quick Hits – Was I just sexually harassed?
As if life wasn’t good enough already, not only do we have Dave Chappelle’s brilliant new comedy special, but Bill Burr’s recently released ‘Paper Tiger’
Quick Hits – On Winning a Public Relations Battle
There are days I’d pay you good money to take this gig. As Dave Chappelle told the audience in his beyond brilliant new ‘Sticks and
Quick Hits – They’re Clearly the Devil’s Handiwork!
Much like cold is the absence of heat and darkness is the absence of light, I tend to believe evil is the absence of good.
Quick Hits – September 18, 2019
A lesson in law enforcement bias! My youngest son is a really good kid. He may have inherited my foul mouth, but he also picked
Quick Hits – Can’t We All Just Get Along?
I’d like to think that, despite whatever disagreements we might have, in the end, we can all be adults about it. I know the Tweeter-in-Chief
Quick Hits – September 13, 2019
Vaping was never a good idea! I was planning on going off on another prototypical JW rant generally embracing and promoting the notion of natural
Quick Hits – I’m Startin’ to Think Rauner Wuz Right!
Perhaps my long-time reader (singular) will recall that I broke the story of Former Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner fervently intending his insipid budget stalemate to,
A few tips for my adoring throng!
Alright geniuses, or should I say “genius.” If you really want me to believe I’m beyond heinous and all of Geneva will shortly show up