Category: The First Ward Report

It is difficult to make our material condition better by the best law, but it is easy enough to ruin it by bad laws. –

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime! –

Liar, liar pants on fire. – Author Unknown Considering this writer was a crucial part of Richard Irvin’s first successful mayoral run, a number of

God, I loved that place! To give my wife a break, I’d pack my then two young boys into that well-worn green Dodge Caravan and

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes they will even tell the truth. – Patrick Murray Spoiler Alert! For all of the

If the structures of the human mind remain unchanged, we will always end up re-creating the same world, the same evils, the same dysfunction. –

The idea that you have to be protected from any kind of uncomfortable emotion is what I absolutely do not subscribe to. ― John Cleese While

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it. – Lou Holtz. I’d really like

Never give a clown too many balls to juggle. ― Will Leamon I’d ask where I could find a six-figure municipal consulting gig that I could

If you insist on labeling me, my sexual orientation is horny. ― Author Margot Wood It is becoming increasing difficult to be a liberal in great