Category: The First Ward Report

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant. ― Harlan Ellison It would seem my

It’s just that it’s not the “justice” most of you had in mind which would’ve entailed nothing short of a public lynching. Meanwhile, since I’m

I’m not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults. – David Lee Roth I know I’m gonna get in trouble for this

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups – George Carlin Ecclesiastes was wrong! There is plenty of new shit under the sun

Since I haven’t enjoyed a three-day break from writing in God knows how long, I just did just that. So, instead of the typical Tuesday

T stands for being nice. T stands for manners. T stands for being polite. — Mr. T My regular readers will likely recall that we

And then we insist on bleepin’ stomping ‘em into the ground when they inevitably do just that! Really?  And it’s almost become blood sport in

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone – John 8:7 If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I

More pandemic panic porn from the Chronicle! I’d already heard that fully vaccinated Geneva D304 School Board member Mike McCormick contracted a breakthrough case of

Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former – Albert Einstein Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating