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Reza Aslan
A huge thank you to Reza for spending some time with us today and providing a unique and enlightening perspective on who Jesus was, the writing process, and religion in general. I thoroughly enjoyed the opportunity to talk with him.
Another thank you to Dave Niven who has admirably filled producer Dave Weiser’s shoes for the last two weeks. He had a couple of interesting questions for Reza today.
But enough of my ramblings – please enjoy the show!
I’m really excited about this week’s Left, Right and You, dear listeners, because best selling author Reza Aslan will be joining us for a full half-hour!
Aslan, of course, is the author of the best selling book, “Zealot: The Life and Time of Jesus of 
Nazareth,” one of the best books I’ve read in a long time. It paints a vivid picture of what life was like at that time in one of the poorest areas of the world, how Jesus stood out from a group of folks who claimed they were the Messiah, and how this simple peasant took on divine overtones.
We’ll discuss the book, Aslan’s own religious background, attacks on the book from folks who didn’t even bother to read it, how the real Jesus of Nazareth might approach some of today’s more contentious issues, and what Aslan plans on publishing next.
So please join us Thursday on WRMN AM1410 from 3 to 4 p.m. because it’s gonna be good!
When you add up that I’m officially an unofficial columnist, there aren’t many GOP candidates who make me want to stand up and salute, and the effort generally cuts into my video game playin’ time, you’ll understand why I don’t do many endorsement pieces these days.
Not only that, but the last time your favorite columnist came out in journalistic support of Geneva attorney D. J. Tegeler, Judge David Akemann simply brushed it off. Ah! But the good news there is, the former Kane County State’s Attorney has done the black robe proud.
All that said, since I’m always willing to make an exception, most first-time candidates use that loss as a primer for their next run, and fools like me will always march forth when the angels are in full retreat, let’s give it another shot!
Because there’s also the unassailable fact that, when confronted with a judicial ballot, most of us scratch our heads, heave a heavy sigh, and start flippin’ coins which kinda subverts the process. The truth is, judges can often become the most powerful politicians you can possibly put in office.
So what I’m really saying is, when you find yourself at that March 18 primary polling place, you 
can’t go wrong by ticking off the box next to Sixteenth Circuit, Third Subcircuit Judge candidate D. J. Tegeler.
For the uninitiated, the Third Subcircuit basically consists of the western half of Kane County.
And I can unabashedly support D. J. because, as far as experience goes, he’s really hard to beat. In the last 24 years, he’s tried cases in every courtroom in the county including, felony trials, misdemeanor trials, civil cases, divorces, traffic violations, small claims, business and real estate actions, juvenile cases, and even appellate proceedings.
Though I can certainly understand why some lawyers choose to specialize, I think that makes them far less effective as judges.
In addition, D. J. has lived in the Third Subcircuit for that same 24 years and there’s something to be said for having an implicit understanding of the folks you hope to serve.
There’s also this! Given our limited county resources, it’s important for Circuit Court Judges to keep an eye on the bottom line. To that end, D. J. has been the President of the Mill Creek Water Reclamation District with their $6 million budget for the last four years. And I’m pleased to say, that board has consistently balanced their budget while cutting administrative costs by one-third.
But as good as all that is, here’s really what really matters to me.
You see, when one of our fellow citizens finds themselves in front of a judge, it may well be they’ve come to a critical juncture in their lives. And that man or woman in black sitting on that lofty courtroom perch may be well be their last hope.
In that brief silent moment before the gavel comes down, I want our Kane County judges to understand that, for all the defendant’s flaws, in the end, a human being stands before them. I want judges who can and will tread that fine line between keeping us safe and attempting to retrieve those lost souls who aren’t yet irretrievable.
Put more simply, I want to elect a judge who, though a variety of life experiences, always remembers his own humanity and never lets the job go to his head.
And that, my friends, is D. J. Tegeler.
I also want to mention that, though I absolutely refuse to hold it against him, D. J. is the only consistent Republican in that race.
One of the joys of living in Kane County is that we’re been blessed with some bleepin’ phenomenal judges including, but not limited to, the retiring Karen Simpson, Clint Hull, David Akemann, John Barsanti, and, of course, my personal favorite, Chief Judge Judy Brawka.
Electing D. J. Tegeler on March 18 would mean one more.
And you can start that process starts by listening to today’s show:
Tim Elenz
Thanks to Kane County Director of Elections Suzanne Fahnestock for bringing Tim and I up to date on the ever expanding early voting options.
And, of course, thanks to Tim for filling in again today. We will certainly have him back before the election strikes.
We also discussed the political death of Dan Rutherford, why the left is nowhere near as bad as the right when it comes to bizarre political behavior, and our prognosis for some of the upcoming elections.
Enjoy the show!
…then leave all your weather worries behind by tuning into WRMN AM1410 at 3 p.m. today for the latest installment of Left, Right and You!
Tim Elenz will join the show once again as we discuss: 
Today, I really want to hear from conservatives (847-931-1410) who can offer some sort of explanation for why the GOP will not denounce Ted Nugent’s recent comments regarding the President.
Listen up ladies! I’ve had just about enough of your insistently escalating collective superior attitude. Why, this creeping cultural feminine phenomenon has gotten so bad that we unassuming males can’t even turn on the TV without being immediately insulted.
There’s the hopelessly, hapless husbands (Everybody Loves Raymond), the singularly stupid single males (Two and a Half Men), the insane incompetent idiots (How I Met Your Mother) and when they’re not screwing up, they’re screwing around like rutting pigs (Madmen).
And the dumb dads with determined darling daughter commercials, too numerous to mention here, are even worse. 
But despite the average romance novel’s depiction of our gender as beer guzzling, crotch scratching, toilet seat up leaving, despicable and generally clueless cads, you women have one tragic flaw that surpasses them all. Because the saddest sight anyone could ever hope to see in this existence is a middle-aged white woman attempting to drive an SUV.
It’s not unlike watching a 30 pound cat trying to get in through the 10 pound doggie door!
Despite what you all clearly think, the average sports utility vehicle does not come close to the robust dimensions of an M1 Abrams tank. To wit, your absurd Escalade is not 35 feet wide which means you don’t have to drive right down the middle of the street and sorta pull for every oncoming vehicle to pass you.
And then you have the nerve to say that men have a difficult time when it comes to measuring things.
Then there’s this one! While there may be separate semi speed limits on metropolitan highways, I have yet to see suburban signage requiring SUVs to do 15 miles below the posted limit. It’s not a Metra train ladies! Having owned a couple of these mildly larger vehicles myself, I can unequivocally say they actucally stop pretty quickly.
Let me tell ya, there’s nothing quite like getting behind one of you doing 30 mph down Route 38 while gingerly applying your makeup.
If it’s gas mileage you’re worried about, then you probably shouldn’t have purchased a Ford Explorer to begin with.
Since we’re on the subject of momentum and brakes, will someone please explain the need for distaff SUV drivers to slow to a five mph crawl in order to execute a simple right turn. Perhaps there’s been a spate a of sport utility vehicle rollovers that only get reported on Oprah. 
And the only thing worse than everything I’ve already described, is watching a woman park an SUV in a crowded grocery store parking lot. My God! I haven’t seen that much maneuvering since Chris Christie denied closing a bridge and the term “collateral damage” takes on a whole new and far more frightening meaning.
Then you somehow mange to take up five separate parking spaces. I’m thinking reality show!
Of course, since most women can’t bear the though of just one moment of silence, this is all made much worse by the fact that these SUV challenged drivers inevitably have a cell phone plastered to their ear.
So here’s my thought! Let’s round up about two hundred forty-something suburban female sports utility vehicle drivers, give ‘em free cell phones and unlimited minutes, and airdrop them directly into Afghanistan. That oughtta bring the Taliban to their knees in one short week.
Ladies, please do us all a favor; put the SUV down and just walk away. Is it really that much to ask you to consider our feelings for once? I’ve even heard that altruistic acts are their own reward. Perhaps a stylish Mini Cooper is much your speed.
As for me, I’m statin’ to think the Saudis had the right idea all along. I think I’ll go leave the toilet seat up.
Dan Rutherford
A big thanks to special guest Tim Elenz for playing co-host today – we will certainly be bringing him back more often.
Another tip of the LR&Y hat to Pete from Elgin for calling in with yet another cogent question. Please keep calling in Pete, we appreciate your insights.
Then Tim and I talked bitcoins, Dan Rutherford, Pat Quinn, and presidential executive orders. Enjoy the show!
