Category: The First Ward Report

The only thing more fascinating that watching conservatives’ heads collectively explode over the impending political demise of the Cheeto Supreme, is watching them turn every

Considering the complexity involved here, I thought it might be helpful to write a Gilligan’s Island-esque theme song to better explain the story. But I

A great deal of attorney extraordinaire, Jeff Meyer’s, and Kane County Sheriff, Ron Hain’s waking hours are consumed by their persistent efforts to get me

Regardless of who said it: The more things change the more they stay the same – Jean-Baptiste Alfonso Karr There is nothing new under the

Though I’m not entirely sure my most ardent “fans” would classify me as a “good guy,” and this “victory” certainly comes at a steep personal

As part of our ongoing, “It’s always all about me and I better feel good all the time or there’ll be hell to pay,” motif,

It’s stipulation time one more time! I bet you can’t wait! Let’s start with, while I’ve lost a great deal of respect for most teachers

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again! If any of our local mayors or aldercreatures could beat the market they wouldn’t be lowly

Now, our Aurora, Illinois, Police Chief, Kristen Ziman will tell you she’s official retiring on August 6, but nothing could be further from the truth.