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Trust me! Particularly in light of a record 125 Illinois coronavirus deaths, I know it’s kinda odd to cast yesterday as a “better day.” But

But before we get to the numbers, I have to say I’m getting the biggest kick out of hearing that you all are talking about

And if it weren’t for our semi-inexplicable rising mortality rate, now at a record 4.2 percent, today’s coronavirus news would be spectacular. Though when you

Alright class! You’ve done so well that I think it’s time to cover two new trend concepts – “support” and “resistance.” But in order to

Though please don’t panic people because the bulk of the coronavirus news is still good! Of course, my star students would never run around like

I know it sounds like a bad Star Wars movie title, but with the Illinois mortality rate dropping for a second straight day, we’re now

And by the way, when we apply the word “testing” here, it would be more accurate to say we’re referring to the number of results

Happy strange Easter! Before we get started class, grocery shopping at the St. Charles Meijer around 2 p.m. yesterday was quite the surreal experience. With

Since I’m getting all giddy about gettin’ out and grocery shopping this morning – who knew American cheese could be so exciting – I promise

Since some of my fabulous friends have asked me why I’m doing these daily coronavirus reports, here’s the story! First, every reasonable journalist implicitly understands