There’s something very romantic about self-destruction and sabotaging your life, and taking a hammer to it. – Gerard Way I rarely read the Aurora columnist
Year: 2024
Quick Hits – July 16, 2024
You might want to avoid Fifth Third Bank! Per last week’s teasing allusion, following in Wells Fargo’s “If you can’t cheat your customers then who
Quick Hits – July 11, 2024
The murder capital of the Midwest What’s even more terrifying than the 109 Chicago Fourth of July weekend shootings and ensuing 19 homicides is, it
The Comedy Vault really did cave!
Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited. – John Cleese To eliminate the suspense, not only did the Comedy Vault cave to your garden
Another one!
So, there I was, sitting in my home office at 7:30 a.m. Wednesday morning, diligently writing up my Rolling Stones concert review, when, you guessed
If you start them up they’ll never stop!
I know, it’s only rock ‘n roll, but I like it. – Mick Jagger I mean some doctor told me I had six months to
On corporate inconsideration
As previously promised, here’s another one of my favorite passages from the impending The Curmudgeon: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the
Here we go, here we go, here we go again. Oh, here we go again!
To quote the band Ok Go. And what “went” again, or should I say, didn’t “went,” was our west side Geneva electricity – at 4:30
Apparently, you can get charged with multiple felonies in Cook County
Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night. – Bette Davis in All About Eve To keep up here, and in an effort
Geneva! You have to keep the power on!
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching TV by candlelight. – George Goebel I’d really rather not write this column because I genuinely