The return of the Jedi

The return of the Jedi

Sadly, despite my massive and whiny protestations to that newspaper, there will be no Chronicle story on yours truly. And I truly thought this was gonna be my big break. 
I suppose it’s back to toiling in virtually anonymity once again.
That said, I’m sure the GEA hasn’t exhausted all their inane options so perhaps there’s still hope. Perhaps Darth Young has yet another even more bizarre move up her sleeve and, if so, I can’t wait to see what it is. Perhaps she and her husband can sell one of their two Geneva homes and hire Karl Rove to come after me.
Considering his recent track record, I’m not too worried.

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