Though it was nice to have some time off, it’s just as good to be back in the writing saddle once again. And we’ll start with Sunday’s Beacon-News column. 
Considering the source of General Patraeus’ untimely downfall, I thought it would be a good time to review the Ward-Kelley Postulate once again. Of course, my long-time readers know that moral imperative goes something like this: good friend Rob Kelley and I decided we’d never cheat on our wives because one woman in our lives is misery enough and we wouldn’t want to compound it with another.
It really boils down to simple math. And if our war hero had heeded the Postulate, he might still be heading up the CIA today! But perhaps it’s not too late for you! Read the column and might be spared all this undue agony.
“…the general’s wife looks a lot more like his mother. And that didn’t help matters any.” ???
Wow, Jeff. You really know how to charm the ladies. Especially “older” women.
You think they go after you because of your column in the GENEVA PATCH?
Wait ’till they see THIS