Will someone please tell me how a satirist can possibly satirize a city council that’s so self-satirizing a satirist couldn’t possibly satirize them any more
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The First Ward Report – This too, shall pass!
As we emerge from our bunkers and bomb shelters just long enough to see the boards slowly being removed from all those downtown Batavia and
The First Ward coronavirus report – Still good!
Unless there’s something new or more fascinating to report going forward, this will be the last coronavirus report for a while. That said, it will
The First Ward Report – The Batavia bomb material possession case resolved – continued
While we’ll certainly get to the terms of the plea agreement before we’re through, let’s get right to the heart of the matter. And that
The First Ward Report – The Batavia bomb material possession case resolved!
And when I say “resolved,” I mean resolved on two levels, but we’ll only cover the first one today. And that one is, who is
The First Ward coronavirus report – Better yet!
So, I wuz wrong! But only in the mildest and best way. My previous contention that the numbers are what the numbers are gonna be
The First Ward Report – Quick Hits is Back!
The reasons we’re briefly returning to my former short news story roots is, I’m more than ready for another reporting break and I think we’re
The First Ward Report – What went wrong at Bria
Having covered this pandemic from a mathematical perspective for over two months now, the only number that really shocks me is that 48 percent of
The First Ward coronavirus report – Still the same!
To quote the great Bob Seger! And when it comes to pandemics, “still the same” is a very good thing, too! This time we have
The First Ward Report – Under cover of the Coronavirus – Part 2!
When we last left off, under the guise of those rampant coronavirus restrictions, Geneva Mayor Kevin Burns was determined to make a city council end