Alternate Patch Chick-fil-A column ending

Since this kind of  same-sex marriage column summation makes my editors nervous, we’ll just do it here:
“Come to think of it, Jesus was unmarried at 33, he hung out with 12 guys, and then there was that “beloved disciple” (John 21:24). It’s not that I want to cast any aspersions, but if I make it to the Pearly Gates (a long-shot if there ever was one), I’m bringing a Village People poster, a Bette Midler CD, and the first season of Glee on blu-ray.
Better safe than sorry.”
You can read the rest of the column here!

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