A proper sendoff for the Sheriff!

A proper sendoff for the Sheriff!

To all the people I offended last night:

  • The Sheriff
  • The Chief Judge
  • The State’s Attorney
  • The Chairman
  • Dawn Barsanti
  • All of the Sheriff’s Deputies
  • All of the attorneys
  • All white people
  • All black people
  • All Hispanic people
  • TR Smith
  • The entire Perez family
  • Karen McConnaughay
  • Joe Arpaio
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Willie Mayes
  • The Latin Kings
  • Elgin Police Chief Jeff Swoboda
  • Kevin Williams
  • Dave Wagner
  • Pat Gengler

I want you to know that I meant every word of it.
roastActually, I want to thank Pat Perez for putting me up there on the roasting dais with some of the finest law enforcement officers known to man. And I also want to thank everyone there for being such good sports – especially the Sheriff.
You really have to give Janet Ardelan and Pat Gengler an incredible amount of credit for putting together the kind of sendoff worthy of our departing lawman. The food was great, the roasters were great, and the serious speakers did a great job too.  Everyone had a great time, especially me!
As soon as we figure out how to get my roasting session video off of my wife’s phone, I’ll put it up here!

0 thoughts on “A proper sendoff for the Sheriff!

  1. I apologize for not attending. I had a meeting of the Western Kane GOP to attend….me and only 12 others.
    I guarantee that you and the others honoring Pat had a better time that I did.

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