Since the press is redoubling their pandemic panic porn efforts, I thought it would be the perfect to provide my adoring throng with a brief
Month: June 2020
The First Ward Report – How many minority prosecutors are there, Joe?
Of course, as is par for the course, all manner of elected officials and candidates are falling over themselves in an effort to issue the
The First Ward Report – Elgin! Why not puppies and sunshine?
Will someone please tell me how a satirist can possibly satirize a city council that’s so self-satirizing a satirist couldn’t possibly satirize them any more
The First Ward Report – This too, shall pass!
As we emerge from our bunkers and bomb shelters just long enough to see the boards slowly being removed from all those downtown Batavia and
The First Ward coronavirus report – Still good!
Unless there’s something new or more fascinating to report going forward, this will be the last coronavirus report for a while. That said, it will
The First Ward Report – The Batavia bomb material possession case resolved – continued
While we’ll certainly get to the terms of the plea agreement before we’re through, let’s get right to the heart of the matter. And that