In a continuing effort to prove that truth is stranger that fiction, I just beat the Daily Herald to their own material! And by “material” I mean their as yet unpublished Kane County primary candidate profiles. I thought it was a lot of fun to regularly beat them to news stories, but this is bleepin’ hilarious!
And I owe it all to a good political friend who went through a DH website back door to find one of those unpublished profiles. Then he discovered that if you added or subtract 1 to the URL address, the next profile popped up.
So without further ado, here they are!
Chairman Chris Lauzen – Straightforward, to the point, readable and focuses on achievements.
Chairman candidate Ken Shepro – Bitter, delusional, readable, and focuses on the other guy.
Auditor Terry Hunt – A little long at times, but readable, to the point, and based on his accomplishments.
Auditor candidate Craig Lee – Meandering, unreadable and proof he didn’t write that letter to the Elburn Herald editor. Craig! Have someone proofread it next time.
Coroner Rob Russell – Whiny, pedantic, and insists that he’s the consummate victim. When you have no accomplishments, fall back on being a good Christian.
Coroner candidate Bob Tiballi – Bob! Stop running an I’m not the other guy campaign and use your credentials instead.
County Board candidate Jim MacRunnells – Nothing new. He’s still an insane, inept bully who shouldn’t be serving on an elementary school student council. The Donald Trump of Kane County.
County Board candidate Drew Frasz – Intelligent, well written, and insightful, but it could have used a little pop! You shouldda called me Drew!
County Board candidate Willie Clements – Insightful, well written, brief, and to the point. Good job Willie!
County Board candidate Randy Hopp – Considering he’s completely nuts (see his Gail Borden Library Board service) he actually did a pretty good job. Jim MaCrunnells could take sanity lessons from him.
County Board Member Susan Starrett – You just get the feeling that her heart’s not in it. When you consider opponent Doug Sullivan’s vast ego, we need Susan to be reelected.
County Board candidate Penny Wegman – She did a surprisingly decent job, but when you consider her father Larry’s role in the Anna Moeller petition challenge, she can’t win a cookie!
County Board candidate Tom Armstrong – He also did a reasonable job and should start working on his acceptance speech.
County Board candidate Jarret Sanchez – Considering he’s a Longmeadow Loon, he didn’t do a bad job, but Jarret! It’s called a “comb.”
(We could not find County Board Member Joe Haimann’s or County Board candidate Doug Sullivan’s profiles.)
well Jeff you’ve done it again. Thanks for your endorsements I’ll be sure to vote opposite of what you recommend. LOL
Mike,
First, I wouldn’t call any of those comments endorsements. They’re simply a review of what and how the candidates made their points on those profiles.
But if they were endorsements, and you did go the other way, I hope you’re bringing at least 20,000 of your closest friends with you or it really won’t make a difference.
Jeff