Quick Hits – When the media falls for a hoax, we’re all bleeped!

If, after their botched “coverage” of the Timmothy Pitzen “story,” the media still wonders why they’re generally loathed, utterly untrusted, and the term “fake news” has caught on, then they’re even worse than the people they cover.

For background purposes, six-year-old Timmothy Pitzen’s mentally ill mother checked him out of his Aurora, Illinois, elementary school in May of 2011 to take a road trip to a zoo and a Wisconsin Dells water park. Three days later, her body was discovered in a Rockford, Illinois, hotel room with a suicide note declaring, “You’ll never find him.”

Fast forward to 2019 and a man who claimed he was 13-year-old Tim Pitzen was found wandering around a Newport, Kentucky, neighborhood alleging he escaped from his most recent abductors who’d been holding him at a nearby Red Roof Inn. The pretender added he’d been “traded” to a series of kidnappers, the latest of whom were two bodybuilders, one tattooed with snake and the other with a spiderweb.

Pitzen

As it turns out, the imposter is a 23-year-old career criminal who’d just been released from prison and, as the woman who spotted him surmised, he was probably trying to steal a car. A DNA test left no doubt.

I’m no rocket scientist, but it didn’t take a genius to determine this was a hoax. And the fact the press – including the Tribune, Beacon-News, Courier-News, Sun-Times and Daily Herald – fell for it hook, line and sinker, is so far beyond disheartening, it’s hard to describe.

All it would’ve taken is the kind of minimal ethical backbone that required a minimal amount of due diligence – or simply waiting a few days – before running the story. But no! It fell in their laps, they knew it would get a ton of hits, and all those editors and reporters desperately wanted to believe it was true.

C’mon! Somebody who ostensibly just escaped from his abductors runs all the way from Ohio to Kentucky – across a rather large bridge, mind you – and only admits who he is when confronted by the police?

Right!

Every other victim who’s managed to evade similar circumstances ran to the nearest neighbor or the very first person they saw for help.

Then, to be able to come up with a vivid description of the two men, exactly what they were wearing, all the details about their Ford Explorer, including the “yellow transfer paint,” but he didn’t know the location of the Red Roof Inn where he was being held?

Right!

And when was the last time you heard of a same-sex couple – and bodybuilders, no less – abducting or holding a child – in a hotel after six years? That doesn’t begin to match any kind of reality.

Trust me! I understand that we all wanted to hold out hope this for this purported miracle. Hope is what makes us uniquely human. Everyone in Aurora wanted that fairytale ending. I did, too! But the press, and especially newspapers, aren’t supposed to be this susceptible to wishful thinking.

And now that their massive ethical and journalistic lapse has been exposed, the media is doubling down with a bizarre righteous indignation. “How dare that man cause these families such pain.” If the press didn’t cover this hoax, how would they know? Law enforcement wasn’t going to spill the beans until they had hard evidence.

He clearly didn’t look like a 13-year-old boy.

Though there’s no proof of what I’m about to hypothesize, deep down, we all know what really happened.

The Pitzens were in the middle of an acrimonious divorce and Tim’s mother was so terrified her mental illness meant the judge would strip her of custody of her son, she took him for a final vacation, murdered him, and took her own life. That’s why the suicide note read, “You’ll never find him.”

And we  probably never will.

This sad scenario would be almost humorous if it wasn’t for the unconscionable and utterly unnecessary gut-wrenching pain the press just inflicted on the Pitzen family. This actually was the most abhorrent kind of “fake news.”

As my late mother would’ve said, “There’s gotta be a special place in hell for all those editors and reporters.”

 

7 thoughts on “Quick Hits – When the media falls for a hoax, we’re all bleeped!

  1. Please tell me, Jeff, how the press was supposed to sit on this story for a few days. The press did not have access to his mugshot clearly showing him to be older, until it was over. We all were hoping it was true, and are very disappointed in the outcome. The media is not to blame for the pain inflicted on the family. Rini is. You are blaming the messenger, not the perpetrator.

    • Shari,

      They should have ignored it – not sat on it – because it was clearly completely untrue. And like I said, it didn’t take a genius to determine that.

      Had the press not prematurely covered it, the Petzen family never would’ve known about it.

  2. Well Jeff you probably don’t believe in the Cardiff Giant either. You will get yours though when the Easter Bunny skips your house this year

  3. I’ll admit, they had me going in the beginning, and I am certain that my own desire to put a fairytale ending on this sordid saga made me hopeful.

    But, being very familiar with Greater Cincinnati due to my parents hailing from there and most of my relatives still living there – unless you were The Flash, there is no way you are going to get from Sharonville, Ohio to Newport, Kentucky in two hours just by running. And there, I thought, was a very weird fact that the “journalists” failed to question. Even on the Cincinnati end where they should know better, no one I was aware of brought this odd point up.

    From that point on, I was pretty sure it was one of those things they use to suck you in to watch, and we want to feel better in this age of Trump and Traci Ellis/Jeannette Ward types. If they build it, we will come, and they know it, because in the end, it’s all about the $$$.

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