Quick Hits Supplemental – Yes! I have protection!

Considering all the rocks I’ve turned over lately, and given the vast love the Geneva Police have for me, an insider friend fervently thought they should lend me their “protection.” Get your bleepin’ mind out of the gutter, it ain’t that kind of protection!
Kevlar

 

So, one of my favorite Facebook friends Sharry Lynn Blazier, had this to say about my latest fashion accessory:

“And here’s Jeff, modeling the sophisticated new fall look for intrepid curmudgeonly journalists everywhere! Yes, this stylish Kevlar vest is just what you need to tell the world to its face, ‘You want me dead, pal, it’s gonna take a close-range head shot that leaves you wearing my brain, and you know you don’t want that!’ That’s Kevlar — It’s sleek! It’s sexy! It’s Jeff!”

Thank you for that fabulous catwalk introduction, Sharry!

Of course my immediate response was, “I’m too sexy for my vest, too sexy for my vest, so sexy I’m not stressed!”

I also want to thank my former friend Pat Perez for reminding me that it won’t stop a head shot, and then he said something about me having a head almost as big as his.

2 thoughts on “Quick Hits Supplemental – Yes! I have protection!

  1. the ramblings of a madman. Next we’ll see you with a semi automatic with bump stock

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