The one liner I couldn’t use on Patch!

In my Monday Patch column on running Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy out of Geneva – a worthy endeavor if there ever was one – I promised to share the joke that was deemed inappropriate for an on-line family newspaper.  After all, there is no editor here!

So in regards to Ms. McCarthy mistakenly texting nude pictures of herself to her dentist instead of the mediocre middle linebacker, what I really wanted to say was, “I bet that’s a cavity he never thought he’d see.”

Stop worshiping celebrities people!


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